1996 Paseo for sale!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
05/04/2017 at 00:52 • Filed to: This is not a drill

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This description is insane. Someone really REALLY liked their Paseo...

https://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/cto/6116349532.html


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 01:02

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Damn, that was quite a read. It also affirmed my initial take that there is no reason you shouldn’t buy it.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 01:03

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Best I can do is tree-fiddy


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 01:06

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Huh... No kidding. Might also be the first time I’ve seen Craigslist discounts based on residence.

Is a Paseo actually sporty in any way?


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 01:18

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That car is insanely clean.

Of course, Bainbridge Island. It’s possibly the gentlest place on earth for cars, and people have the money to maintain them. It’s actually hipper there to have a mint-condition old car than a new one...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AestheticsInMotion
05/04/2017 at 01:20

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Nope, it’s a glorified Tercel coupe that’s even shorter than a regular Tercel coupe. However, it is light.


Kinja'd!!! NojustNo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 01:23

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Heh. It has siped tires. That’s Tru-coat for tire dealers. Yes of COURSE Schwabbie can improve on the millions of dollars of engineering and testing by the manufacturer.

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Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/04/2017 at 09:39

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I’m a sucker for things that are too clean for their own good, even horrible little things like a Paseo. That’s amazing.